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I've recently been in a hospital for a X-ray scan and after everything was done I went back to my car. At least I thought I would. I got lost in the many corridors of the hospital and when I thought it couldn't get any worse than being lost In a hospital, this mf showed up:

My own Adventure Line™. I almost crashed out when I realized that I've gotten myself into a Confusion Ending scenario. I spent an hour following it but to no avail. Eventually someone has found me and led me to the parking lot.

The only thing that was missing was Following Stanley 🙃.

Based on the importance of the Employee, it's location in the office and general purpose, who do you think is your TSP avatar?

For Example: I think I match Employee 416 because I am a very creative person (Employee 416 holds the new content door), I moved my bedroom to a diffrent room, but still in the same house (Employee 416 moved offices) and I am kinda close to a meeting room and a storage room (in this case; the Warehouse).

Who do you think you are? Tag yourself!

No one really talks about how the Baby is a realistic ass toddler. It must be a real person and someone's kid, right? My best guess is that it's one of the developers' baby.

I noticed the Curator's has one, and it'd be a place to put some stuff in the page that's not strictly based off fact — like how it's possible to infer they may be actively avoiding discovery from the Narrator, since they're never present when he is, or the fact people theorize that they're responsible for removing the door during the Skip Button Ending; both of which I personally don't think there's strong evidence to support.

On that note: Given that what we can see of their powers are limited to "outside" elements of the game (such as the Settings, the Achievements, and the Title Screen), we can actually infer the contrary much more easily, when it comes to the door situation. It's very unlikely they're the one that removed it, because that's not really in their wheelhouse as far as we can see.

On a similar vein, repairing the achievement machine very much signals to the Narrator that there's someone else interfering. Something they'd have been unlikely to do if they were interested in avoiding discovery.

(All in all, given what we know of what they can do, it's a lot more probable that they're the one who changed the Title Screen to TSP2 on cue with the Narrator's words. Which is something to think about.)

… Anyway, shoutout to @Aeromore for fixing up the page so much. You're a real one.

• They are Stanley

• There's a Narrator describing all of your actions

• There are choices to make, but they are all predetermined

• There are a lot of places where there is nothing

• There is a yellow Line™ that weaves in many directions (twice)

• There is an office

• There are multiple endings

• TSP is an EIGHT game

• TSP in whole is a giant Confusion Ending

• There are gags

• Some things don't matter at all, although they may seem like it

• The Narrator doesn't have everything under control

So lately I've decided to take a look at some unreachable areas in TSPUD, and in the Apartment Ending, I've found something floating behind the door leading to Stanley's Bedroom. Has anyone got any idea what this might be? To me, it looks like some sort of automatic door closer, with the handle that always pushes the door to close it.

Is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end

I've never seen it before, I even created sequels to 888 once, but never came across this.

(I restarted the game completly to get the Figley Ending again, reasoning for the low sequel number)

It looks completely different now. That's crazy.

Please dont remove this can we leave it