Achievements

Achievements

This page lists all achievements presented in The Stanley Parable franchise and guides on how to obtain them.

Both games

Click on door 430 five times

Click on door 430 five times Click on door 430 five times. How to obtain: Click on door 430 and follow the Narrator's instructions: This achievement is much more complex than it sounds. If you try to click on door 430 5 times for the first time, the Narrator will block you from getting the achievement since it can't just be earned from "a measly five clicks." You are then encouraged to click it 20 times, then 50. However, the Narrator doesn't feel it does what a true achievement should, and encourages you to do these things in order: Go to door 417 and click it 20 times. Go to door 437 and click it 3 times. Go to door 415 and click it 10 times. Go back to door 437 and click it once. Click the copy machine. Go back to door 417 and click it once. Climb on 419's desk. The Narrator then becomes very excited, and tells you to: Click on door 416. In the Ultra Deluxe version, if the "New Content" door is here (where door 416 would normally be), door 416 will be located inside, in the little hallway leading to the moving platform. Click the copy machine again. Click on door 430 five times. Once this is completed, the Narrator is thrilled and you earn the achievement. Trivia: If you go in the Two Doors Room before getting the achievement, the Narrator will function as usual and you won't be able to get the achievement unless you restart the game. This achievement is still obtainable without restarting your save in Ultra Deluxe after starting the New Content, as door number 416 is inside the New Content door. Grabbing the Bucket before clicking the door will lead to diffrent narration playing during the clicking hunt. Dialogue: The dialogue for this achievement can be found here. For the bucket version, go here.

Beat The Game

Beat The Game Complete The Stanley Parable. How to obtain: Obey the Narrator by going straight to the Freedom Ending. Don't disobey the Narrator even once: To get this achievement, simply do not disobey the narrator. Go to the Two Doors Room, through the left door, upstairs to the Boss's Office, into the Mind Control Facility, and turn off the machine.

You Can't Jump

You Can't Jump No seriously, we disabled it. How to obtain: Be in game and attempt to jump several times: This achievement is actually very easy. All you have to do is be in game and attempt to jump several times by pressing the Space or your console equivalent.

Welcome Back!

Welcome Back! Quit the game and then start it again. How to obtain: Quit the game and then start it again: After opening the game at least once, quit the game and then open it again.

Commitment

Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday. How to obtain: Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday: Begin just before midnight, and leave the game on in the background or directly open. You can change between running in the background or actively playing the game while getting this achievement. As long as the game is running the entire time, you will receive the achievement. At midnight (at the beginning of Wednesday) you should get it.

Speed run

Speed Run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times). How to obtain: Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds: Same way with the Beat The Game achievement, but you must reach the Freedom Ending in less than 4 minutes (the loading screens don't count towards the timer). To be able to do this, you first need to: Input 2845 in the Boss's Office before the Narrator finishes his dialogue and go down the elevator at least once, then restart the game (this is so he opens the secret door and the elevator immediately). In the Mind Control Facility, after pressing the first button, use the chair to climb on the table and jump to the catwalk when it's still rising. Alternatively, you could try to get the Short Office or the Blue Office by restarting the game (these office variations are much shorter and can save time). After all that, just rush your way to the Freedom Ending.

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8888888888888888 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 How to obtain: Enter 8 into the boss' keypad eight times: Go through the left door, upstairs, and into the Boss's Office. Then enter "8888" into the keypad twice. The door will open and you will hear "EIGHT." Note the secret 8 room encountered at some point after completing the Epilogue does not count.

HD Remix exclusive

Unachievable

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Unachievable It is impossible to get this achievement. How to obtain: Use Launch Options: Open your Steam library. Right click The Stanley Parable in your games list and select the option that says Properties. In Properties, select the menu at the top of the menu that says Local Files. Once you are in the local files menu, select Browse Local Files. This should take you to the game's files. Go to these folders. Go to the folder named thestanleyparable, then inside of that folder, go to the folder named cfg. Inside the cfg folder, right click config.cfg and select Open with Notepad or any other text editor. Once that is open in your text editor, add a new line at the end, and copy this into the new line: bind "x" "~;_u" Once that has been copied, save the file. Be sure to set the file to read-only to prevent it from getting reset! Go back into your Steam library, and run The Stanley Parable. Once you are in the game, click Begin the game. When the game starts, go up to something and press the X key. Wait about 10 seconds, and it should say you have unlocked the achievement called Unachievable. Alternatively use the developer console: If you can access the developer console and are playing on map1, use the following console command: ent_fire cmd Command _u According to recent evidence[citation needed], this achievement is also available at complete random, meaning it is up to sheer luck not to unlock it with console commands, though the exact chance is unknown.

Achievement

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Achievement This is an achievement. How to obtain: Enable the Achievement option in the Extras menu: At the main menu simply click "Options", "Extras", then enable the option "Achievement". If in game simply click Esc to reach the escape menu then follow the same steps.

Go Outside

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Go Outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years. How to obtain: Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years: Run the game at least once, then wait 5 years before opening it again. That's enough time to start a successful snake oil salesman route, or perhaps become a professional chef. It's half the time required for 'The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe.' So, basically, you can do 50% of what you can do with Ultra Deluxe. The earliest date that this achievement could be obtained by normal means (not having gotten the game before release or not cheating) was October 17 2018, by people who bought and then ran the game on its release and then waited 5 years. Fast way: Change the date on your device to five years in the future:It can also be achieved by running the game, closing it, setting the computer clock to 5 years later and running it again. ...Cheater.

Ultra Deluxe exclusive

Get your first achievement

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Get your first achievement Awarded for getting any of the other achievements as your first. How to obtain: Get any of the other achievements as your first: This can be any of the achievements from the game however, The easiest achievement to get this achievement via is the "You can't jump" achievement. You can get this by pressing Space several times in game. After this you should have the achievement.

Super Go Outside

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Super Go Outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for ten years. How to obtain: Legit Way: Don't play The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe for ten years: After stepping away from the computer and preparing for your ten year break away from the computer and Stanley, think about all the things you would like to do in life before going back to the office. A holiday perhaps? Multiple? Or set up a relationship, maybe get married and then have kids? Start a business? These are your ten years, so choose what you do with them wisely. After the ten years are up return to The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe and think of all the great things you did on those ten years! The earliest date that this achievement can be obtained by normal means (not having gotten the game before release or not cheating) will be April 27 2032, by people who bought and then ran the game on its release and then waited 10 years. Fast way: Change the date on your device to ten years in the future: If the user just wants to complete the game without waiting a decade, Depending on the device settings they can simply go to their device settings and change the date to ten years or over into the future. ...Cheater.

Test achievement please ignore

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Test achievement please ignore Test achievement description! Replace this! How to obtain: 1: Unlock and Complete The Stanley Parable 2 Expo: Play the game until you unlock The Stanley Parable 2 Expo, visit the collectibles exhibit, and leave the expo to unlock The Stanley Parable 2. Note the achievement room will not work until the Epilogue is complete. 2: Unlock the epilogue: Starting with the collectibles exhibit, find all six Stanley Figurines, then complete the Figurines Ending. Now restart the game until the Settings Person says they need to leave. Afterwards, the Epilogue button should appear on the main menu. 3: Complete the Epilogue and enter The Stanley Parable 2 Expo again: Click on the Epilogue and play through it until the endless sequels unlock. After this play The Stanley Parable 2 Expo again and enter the free achievement room. Pull the lever and you should now have "Test achievement please ignore".

Settings World Champion

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Settings World Champion Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers How to obtain: Set all settings sliders in the menu to all the available numbers: First, Open the settings menu, and set all the sliders to all their possible numbers, be sure to do this on accessibility options too. Optimally use the arrow keys to change the numbers as using the mouse can result in missed numbers. This should give you the achievement and after you can also enter the Settings World Champion Room in The Stanley Parable 2 Expo.

Demo exclusive

Video games!!

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Video Games!! You WON!!! How to obtain: Quit the game after getting the achievement in the Cup in the Bin Game: the achievement will be automatically removed by the game if you keep playing, quitting the game while you have it unlocked will allow you to keep it.

Trivia

• The text in the icon for the "Commitment" achievement says:
  • CONGRATULATIONS, EMPLOYEE
  • LET ME BE THE FIRST
  • TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON THIS
  • IMPRESSIVE ACCOMPLISHMENT
  • YOU REALLY WENT AND DID IT
  • AND I ADMIRE YOU IMMENSELY
  • WELL DONE !!!!
  • OKAY BACK TO THE GAME
• The minute and second hands in the "Speed Run" achievement are located at the 4 hour mark and the 32 second/minute mark, respectively. This is possibly a reference to Employee 432.
• The icon for the "Test Achievement Please Ignore" achievement is the texture used in Source games as a replacement when there is a missing material or texture.
  • The achievement name is possibly a reference to a well known reddit post from 2014 titled "test post please ignore".
• The word “achievement” is mentioned or written in multiple places throughout the game, especially in Ultra Deluxe. In the PlayStation version of Ultra Deluxe, the word “achievement” is replaced with “trophy” in every instance.

Resetting Achievements

If you wish to reset your achievements to reactivate them (particularly with clicking on Door 430 five times due to it having a scripted event), open the developer console and enter the command, "tsp_resetzaxis". The console will then ask you to reenter the command with a 5-digit number after it to confirm your action. Doing this will reset all of your achievements for The Stanley Parable, both in-game and on your Steam profile.

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