The truth about the Adventure Line™
Everyone thinks that the Adventure Line™ is a very unclear and weird entity that is a seemingly infinite yellow line, and that's it for It™'s personality traits. But I have a wildly different view on the discussion about the yellow Line™, in fact, I think that it's the best gag in the entire series. Ok, let's see what do we have on out bulletin board:
Where does It™ end? Why is It™ so powerful that It™ can even destroy things in the office? Does It™ know where It™ goes and messes up just to troll the Narrator? Why can It™ only climb on low ceilings and walls? Why does It™ reappear in the office from multiple different places?
Ok, as you can see, there's a lot to discuss here, but there's a…
would Cookie9 benefit from a fresh bowl of soup
this has been keeping me up all night i personally think yes but what if they burn their tongue on the soup and get angry? at themself? would they blame themself for not blowing on the soup or waiting for it to cool down? would they blame the world? the universe itself? would they go “well that sucks” and wait for it to cool down without getting too frustrated? i’m scared, boss. i’m scared.
is this how you blog post. did i blog good
Hidden code in bucket apartment ending
So not all buckets know that the buttons in the Bucket Apartment Ending aren't actually random, and form this: FPINRXVQ
I've been trying to figure out, what does it mean, but I've still got no idea. This must mean something, as it is an {8} letter code. This is just a brainstorm blog:
- These correspond to the first letters of endings that for example must be completed in that particular order. Following this thought, this transcripts to:
- F - Freedom Ending/Figurines Ending, both fit
- P - Press Conference Ending (or as some call it "Elevator Ending")
- I - Insanity Ending (aka "Mariella Ending") or Infinite Hole Ending, both would work
- N - Not Stanley Ending
- R - Reluctant Ending (commonly stated as "Coward Ending")
- X - I don't know what this may be
- V - Vent Ending (or "Ta…
All of my ideas for new endings for the game:
Supplies Ending - Stanley ventures back to the office after entering the two doors room, this makes the narrator panic, as he hasn't built/loaded in the correct materials or objects, so the Office looks ruined. He explains that his supplies for the building of the office are limited, and when he knows where Stanley goes, then he doesn't have any problems. Eventually Stanley and Narrator end up in a gym, where it is so large, that the Narrator doesn't know how to build it from his supplies. Then, he removes stanley, because of the statement "You are a supply I could use! I will use your budget to buy-" and the game restarts.
Triumph Ending - Stanley defuses the Explosion in the Countdown Ending, Narrator starts to be controlled with his mind…
Skip Button
Sorry, random thought ever. The Skip Button should meet Don't Touch Me. Yes, they're both inanimate objects but they each have some sort of personality in there for me and I think this would be awesome, even if they just stood in a room together and did nothing else, because they're not actually alive, to my knowledge, canonically.
They're alive to me, though.
Employee 432/Settings Person
Okay, I COULD go into insufferable nerd mode about this guy, but I'm tired so I'm just gonna go heheheheee my darlinggg my beloved mostest character ever. Pfft, which I will do, because it's silly. Going back to that previous point, OKAY, I already insufferably nerded some weeks/months ago through the Settings Person/Dialogue and Employee 432 pages but I still haven't worked on the Settings Person page AT ALL, to my knowledge, and I'm like, wow! I'm supposed to be the "Settings Person" guy yet I haven't done anything regarding that specific page. I'm not upset about or anything of the sort, I just find it silly for the time being.
Jump Circle Shenanigans
Okay but why are these two like, people who wear silver and those who wear gold. Those who see the vision see it.
Low Poly Rats
Squeak.
I was going to say more here but then realized I have the things I need to work on the actual page now. But basically, there are seven known low poly rats in the game and it's been plaguing my mind ever since: The possibility of there being one more, so there's Eight of them in total? Like, the idea is there but I don't have any proof for it at all.
The known rats are the five ones present during the Elevator Ending, four in the room behind the boss's fireplace and the one in the corridor leading towards the press conference of the same ending, the one behind the van when approaching the Achievement Machine, and the one in the pink room of the Figurines Ending.
TSP2013 Speedrun Achievement
This has probably been figured out forever ago but there's a way to cheese the Speedrun Achievement in the HD Remake by making a save right in front of the freedom cutscene, quitting out the game, going back in and loading said file, and then stepping right into the cutscene. It'll count towards getting the achievement and that's pretty silly, and neeat for those who don't feel like setting the achievement up the "proper" way.
Reviewer Profile Pictures
Along with some friends of mine we managed to find the sources (up to debate, really) to four out of the five Steam reviewers that can be found in the game. I attempted to recreate them with the original images to the best of my ability. Unfortunately we haven't been able to find SpunkyMunky2697's picture, so if anyone has any knowledge about that one it'd be incredibly appreciated, for the meantime they'll just have to deal with being displayed with an "upscaled" version.
Hope you guys find these fun and interesting.
I’m In deathly love with the reassurance bucket.
The reassurance bucket is life, literal life, it’s not an addiction it’s just… bucket. Do you get it? Do you think that the reassurance bucket is life? Yes or yes..
the reassurance bucket
i love the reassurance bucket so much, it gives me life. it gives me soul. it makes my breakfast, lunch, and dinner. it is the reason i am still living to this day.
Stanley Parable Fun Blog 1
Today, we will be talking about the most hilarious ending, the Not Stanley Ending.
Its so funny because the derotation makes me laugh so hard! It is so funny when the right door is derotated! It is also funny when the Meeting Room is papers scattered around, and the presentation looks funny!
The Stanley Parable Fun Blogs are comming soon!
These blogs will be about reviews and opinions of The Stanley Parable and its elements! Comming soon!
The true way to get to escape pod
the escape pod ending is an ending what we did find but in wrong way then we enther boss's office then narrator start talk we can fast leve room then narrator stop talking then if we go to same start we will find one of rooms is open then we will walk in we will get to stair case(in game code red staircase) if you walk on the top you will find escape pod but then we walk to it game will restart but down of the screen wil get bug and in deveroper consol we will find errors and the autors of stanley parable told us we have one more mistery.here is option that ending what we find is one of two ending with that escape pod before escape pod we will find worrning sighn but bottom of it is blocked if we find that texture in files we will see the…
This is the story about a game designer called Galactic Cafe.
Galactic Cafe worked in a big building where he was Game Designer #427.
Game Designer #427's job was simple. He sat at his desk in room #427 and he made game's on a computer.
Orders came through a monitor on his desk telling him what lines to code, how detailed the models should look like and how to make the player a jerk.
This is what Game Designer #427 did every day of every month of every year.
And although others might have considered it time-consuming, everyone loved the game he made, he got lots of rewards, and Galactic Cafe was happy.
But then one day, something very peculiar happened. He sat at his desk for nearly an hour when he realised that not one single order had arrived from his computer. No one had showed up to do a gameplay vide…
Wtf happened to Ultra Deluxe?
It's already October 2019. The Stanley Parable developers said that The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe will come out this year. How is it not out even today? Are they like delaying it to December 2019? Because THAT would be 100% pathetic.
Extra Diologue by using Portals!
I found some extra dialogue by trying to survive the Explosion Ending by using portals, and I have found no mention of it online. First you use the console to summon portals and then place the first one in the Escape corridor. Place the second in the Mnd Control room. Then start the Explosion ending timer and go through the second portal into the Escape corridor. Run to the end of the corridor and you will see that there is a wall blocking you off. The narrator then proceeds to say "Nope, Still on board with death"
The game is extremely clever and always is full of surprises. It will forever be my favourite video game.
P.S to learn how to use Portals watch this video from 57:31 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvRtJMUd71A
The Stanley Parable ending map (original mod)
This is the flowchart for all endings in the original Half-Life 2 mod.
Normal text indicates a point of divergence; bold text indicates an ending; highlighted green text indicates the Freedom Ending.
Note that this starts directly in the Two Doors Room, since there are no secrets or endings hidden in this office.
- Go through left door.
- Go upstairs to access boss's office. In the mind control facility:
- Turn "Disable Generator" valve for Freedom Ending.
- Turn "Engage Generator" valve for Countdown Ending.
- Go downstairs for Mariella Ending.
- Go upstairs to access boss's office. In the mind control facility:
- Go through right door.
- Go up the elevator for an ending similar to the Museum Ending.
- Go down the elevator for the Colored Doors Room.
- Go through the red door for an ending similar to the Apartment Ending.
- Go through the …
This link should allows me to access The Stanley Parable easier
steam://run/221910
Link to buy the game in case I want to give a gift https://store.steampowered.com/app/221910
Just bought the game today
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The Stanley Parable age rating imho
I was wondering what the ESRB for The Stanley Parable was. I looked up the game on ESRB website but no luck. So I've decided to think about it myself.
I say it should be T (13+):
- Mild language: the Narrator says "damn" and "hell" a few times, and during the Games Ending he says "heartless bastard"
- Also the Narrator references hookers during the Broom Closet Ending and says "Pervert" during the demo after choosing a button in the personality room.
- Mild drugs: During the Broom Closet Ending, the Narrator references drugs and drug money.
- Mild violence: During the Zending, the screen gets redder as you keep falling. Also the Explosion Ending is a little violent when the facility explodes.
I don't have a copy of any of Davey Wreden's game.
All of the sources for my editing here are from Youtube (Youtube recommendations introduced me to this game anyway) and other places avalible.
About my hiatus.
Hi everyone
You may have noticed I was off for an even longer time. That's because I was too busy with my new stuff I got as Christmas presents. Sorry but it happens often around Christmas.
I will remember to be active here as much as I can be. If you have any questions, leave them here.
Thanks!
I'm back!
I've just finished all my mid term exams, finally! I am back on this wiki now. Merry Christmas y'all.
Temporary inactivity.
Hello Stanley Parable fans
I won't be active here very much until like around Christmas. Why? Because I still am too busy with studying for my exams coming up soon. That doesn't mean you can demote me from admin. I will for sure be back. I just have a hiatus because I really need to study for my exams.
Again though, I am not the only admin. Other admins, like Withersoul will still administer the wiki, like all times when I am off.
Admin
Hi y'all.
This is a blog made about that I now have administrative privileges on this wiki. In case any of my co-workers (other admins) are off, I will also patrol this wiki, though I will do it almost every day.
Note to the bureaucrats on this wiki: If you feel like I should become a bureaucrat, feel free to leave a message on my wall asking me if I want to become one. I probably won't need it though, since just being an admin is enough.
Anyways, thank you for reading this blog. Cya.
- Jody
The Stanley Parable ending map.
This is simply a flowchart that I made of all the endings in the stanley parable.
Bold text indicates an ending, highlighted text indicates the freedom ending, rainbow text indicates a requirement for heaven (cycles through red, yellow, green, blue, purple depending on restart), italic text indicates an achievement, underlined text means you can do it anytime in the game, and in plain white text means you also can do it even if you aren't playing.
Start in room 427 then:
- Enable developer console and type in sv_cheats 1.
- Press space several times.
- Enable achievements in settings.
- Close the door for coward ending.
- Activate input on your computer.
- You will be teleported to heaven ending.
- Leave your room.
- If the office is bluish, go through 426 for white…
Speedy's Status 1
Hello! I'm Speedy, since there are no known blogs on this wikia I thought why not add to that number. I will be posting theories, thoughts and really just whatever comes to mind. Of course, not alot of people will see this but it was fun writing anyway.
So, today I come across a message written on Withersoul 235's account asking about a hole in the heaven ending. To be honest, I once tried putting facepunch in the console and happened to come across this question as well. "What does the hole lead to?", to quote one user they said the following.
"A FANDOM user 128.65.157.164: the curious hole leads to a nightime version of the office and the music then stops playing"
I, not knowing any cheats except for "sv_cheats 1" cannot confirm this, but …