Broom Closet Ending/Dialogue

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Broom Closet Ending Dialogue

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Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy Stanley stepped into the broom closet, but there was nothing here. Copy So he turned around and got back on track.	voice_Broomcloset_1_00
The Narrator Copy There was nothing here. No choice to make, no path to follow, just an empty broom closet. Copy No reason to still be here.	voice_Broomcloset_2_00
The Narrator Copy It was baffling that Stanley was still just sitting in the broom closet. Copy He wasn't even doing anything. Copy At least if there were something to interact with he'd be justified in some way.	voice_Broomcloset_3_00
The Narrator Copy As it is, he's literally just standing there, doing sweet F.A.	voice_Broomcloset_3_01
The Narrator Copy Are you... are you really still in the broom closet? Copy Standing around doing nothing? Why?	voice_Broomcloset_4_00
The Narrator Copy Please offer me some explanation here; I'm genuinely confused.	voice_Broomcloset_4_01
The Narrator Copy You do realize there's no choice or anything in here, right? Copy If I had said: “Stanley walked past the broom closet,” Copy at least you would have had a reason for exploring it to find out.	voice_Broomcloset_5_00
The Narrator Copy But it didn't even occur to me because literally this closet is of absolutely no significance to the story whatsoever. Copy I never would have thought to mention it.	voice_Broomcloset_5_01
The Narrator Copy Maybe to you this is somehow its own branching path. Copy Maybe when you go talk about this with your friends, you'll say	voice_Broomcloset_6_00
The Narrator Copy “OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD” Copy I hope your friends find this concerning.	voice_Broomcloset_6_01
The Narrator Copy Stanley was fat, and ugly, and really, really stupid. Copy He probably only got the job because of a family connection; that's how stupid he is.	voice_BroomclosetHookers_00
The Narrator Copy That, or with drug money. Copy Also, Stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers.	voice_BroomclosetHookers_01
The Narrator Copy Well, I've come to a very definite conclusion about what's going on right now. You're dead.	voice_Broomcloset_7_00
The Narrator Copy You got to this broom closet, explored it a bit, and were just about to leave because there's nothing here Copy when a physical malady of some sort shut down your central nervous system Copy and you collapsed on the keyboard.	voice_Broomcloset_7_01
The Narrator Copy Well, in a situation like this, the responsible thing is to alert someone nearby Copy so as to ensure that your body is taken care of before it begins to decompose.	voice_Broomcloset_7_02
The Narrator Copy Hello? Anyone who happens to be nearby! Copy The person at this computer is dead!	voice_Broomcloset_7_03
The Stanley Parable The Narrator Copy HE OR SHE HAS FALLEN PREY TO ANY NUMBER OF YOUR COUNTLESS HUMAN PHYSIOLOGICAL VULNERABILITIES. Copy IT'S INDICATIVE OF THE LONG-TERM SUSTAINABILITY OF YOUR SPECIES. The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe The Narrator Copy They have fallen prey to any number of your countless human physiological vulnerabilities. Copy It's indicative of the long-term sustainability of your species! Trivia In The Stanley Parable: HD Remix, The Narrator says "He or She." However, in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, The Narrator says "They". This is likely because "they" is a gender-neutral term.	Broomcloset_7_04 (TSP) voice_Broomcloset_7_04 (TSPUD)
The Narrator Copy Please remove their corpse from the area and instruct another human to take their place	voice_Broomcloset_7_05
The Narrator Copy making sure they understand basic first-person video game mechanics Copy and filling them in on the history of narrative tropes in video gaming	voice_Broomcloset_7_06
The Narrator Copy so that the irony and insightful commentary of this game is not lost on them.	voice_Broomcloset_7_07
The Narrator Copy Alright, when you've done that, just step out into the hallway.	voice_Broomcloset_7_08
Stepping out into the hallway
The Narrator Copy Ah, second player! It's good to have you on board. Copy I guarantee you can't do any worse than the person who came before you.	voice_Broomcloset_8_00
Stepping back into the Broom Closet
The Narrator Copy You too? Unbelievable. Copy I'm at the mercy of an entire species of invalids.	voice_Broomcloset_9_00
The Narrator Copy Perhaps there's a monkey nearby you can hand the controls to? Copy A fish? Fungus? Copy Look, you can hammer out the details; I'm not particularly picky.	voice_Broomcloset_9_01
The Narrator Copy I'll just be waiting for when you're ready to pick up the story again.	voice_Broomcloset_9_02
Entering the Broom Closet again after a restart
The Narrator Copy Oh, no. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not again.	voice_Broomcloset_revisit_00
The Narrator Copy I won't be a part of this. I'm not going to encourage you. I'm not going to say anything at all. Copy I'm just going to be patient and wait for you to finish whatever it is you enjoy doing so much in this room.	voice_Broomcloset_revisit_01
The Narrator Copy Please, take your time.	voice_Broomcloset_revisit_02