Scositying my bump.
So just for you, in The Stanley Parable 2, I'm including an entirely new setting. Something called "bumpscosity."
Bumpscosity is a setting that gets added to the Settings Menu after acquiring the Settings World Champion achievement and heading into the Settings World Champion Room at The Stanley Parable 2 Expo.
The bumpscosity slider has seven states: 0, 1, 12, 50, 76, 100, and 1000, and the Narrator never goes into detail about what the term actually means, even after the trip to the Exposition Hall.
Function In The Game
Once inside of the Settings World Champion Room the Narrator will congratulate the player on their achievement of experiencing every setting the game has to offer, prompting him to reward them with an entirely new setting called "bumpscosity" for the release of The Stanley Parable 2. When initially trying to explain the function or purpose of bumpscosity; the Narrator himself isn't sure what it is, only having a vague idea that "[...] you'll be able to adjust it on some sort of slider, and that it'll be accessible from the settings menu," opting to sort the rest of the details out later, which never happens.
Settings menu description.
Its appearance in the settings menu doesn't clear up any information regarding its purpose, as when hovered over the description will simply say "Adjusts the Bumpscosity."
Bumpscosity Dialogue
The Narrator will occasionally comment on the current bumpscosity level when the player exits out of Stanley's office on a restart.
| Amount of Bumpscosity | Dialogue |
|---|---|
| 0 | Dear me, where did all the bumpscosity go? Quite unnerving in here with all of it gone. |
| 1 | Well I'm quite feeling the lack of bumpscosity in here. Only a single bumpscosit. Still, it'll have to do. |
| 12 | Just a light breeze of bumpscosity in here at the moment, not bad. I personally enjoy a bit more bumpscosity, but at this amount it's absolutely reasonable. |
| 50 | Ahh, quite a pleasant amount of bumpscosity we've got today, wouldn't you say? Very enjoyable. |
| 76 | Well, the bumpscosity in here is really getting up there, isn't it? No matter, the story must carry on no matter how much or how little bumpscosity there is. |
| 100 | Who turned up the bumpscosity so high? I like bumpscosity as much as the next person, but a hundred is quite a lot, wouldn't you say? |
| 1000 | My god, the bumpscosity in here is absolutely overwhelming. A thousand?! You people have got to be nuts! How can you stand this much bumpscosity? |
Trivia
- Bumpscosity is the only setting in the game that has to/can be unlocked.
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