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Official Games	2013 HD Remix • Ultra Deluxe • Ultra Deluxe (Bucket) • Demonstration • 2011 Mod
Unofficial Games	N/A
Other	Other • Trivia

Dialogue Statistics The Stanley Parable HD Remix (2013)

Amount of Lines

1: The Narrator: 592
2: The Curator/Female Narrator: 15
3: The Video Narrator/Speaker: 12
4: Stanley's Wife: 3
5: Phone Voice: - N/A

Voice Actors

1: The Narrator: Kevan Brighting
2: The Curator/Female Narrator: Lesley Staples
3: The Video Narrator/Speaker: Kevan Brighting
4: Stanley's Wife: Aviva Pinchas
5: Phone Voice: - Aviva Pinchas

Notice: Stats are based on the English language only. NOTICE: This feature is currently Work In Progress. Statistics may not be 100% accurate.

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This is a page housing of all the dialogue in the 2013 HD Remake of The Stanley Parable. For dialogue from the original mod, see 2011 Mod Dialogue. For dialogue exclusive to The Stanley Parable Demonstration, see Demonstration Dialogue. For dialogue exclusive to The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, see Ultra Deluxe Dialogue.

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy This is the story of a man named Stanley.	voice_Intro_1_00
The Narrator Copy Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee Number 427.	voice_Intro_1_01
The Narrator Copy Employee Number 427's job was simple. Copy He sat at his desk in Room 427, and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.	voice_Intro_1_02
The Narrator Copy Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk Copy telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order.	voice_Intro_1_03
The Narrator Copy This is what Employee 427 did every day of every month of every year. Copy And although others might have considered it soul-rending	voice_Intro_1_04
The Narrator Copy Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.	voice_Intro_1_05
The Narrator Copy And Stanley was happy.	voice_Intro_1_06
The Narrator Copy And then one day, something very peculiar happened.	voice_Intro_2_00
The Narrator Copy Something that would forever change Stanley.	voice_Intro_2_01
The Narrator Copy Something he would never quite forget.	voice_Intro_2_02
The Narrator Copy He had been at his desk for nearly an hour Copy when he realized that not one single order had arrived on the monitor for him to follow.	voice_Intro_2_03
The Narrator Copy No one had showed up to give him instructions, call a meeting, or even say hi. Copy Never in all his years at the company had this happened; this complete isolation.	voice_Intro_2_04
The Narrator Copy Something was very clearly wrong. Copy Shocked, frozen solid, Stanley found himself unable to move for the longest time.	voice_Intro_2_05
The Narrator Copy But as he came to his wits and regained his senses Copy he got up from his desk, and stepped out of his office.	voice_Intro_2_06

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy But Stanley simply couldn't handle the pressure.	voice_LockedOffice_00
The Narrator Copy What if he had to make a decision? What if a crucial outcome fell under his responsibility? Copy He had never been trained for that! Copy No, this couldn't go any way except badly.	voice_LockedOffice_01
The Narrator Copy The thing to do now,” Stanley thought to himself, “is to wait.” Copy “Nothing will hurt me. Nothing will break me. ... Copy “... In here, I can be happy, forever. Copy “... I will be happy.”	voice_LockedOffice_02
The Narrator Copy Stanley waited. Copy Hours passed. Then days. Had years gone by? Copy He no longer had the ability to tell.	voice_LockedOffice_03
The Narrator Copy But the one thing he knew for sure, beyond any doubt Copy was that if he waited long enough, the answers would come. Copy Eventually, some day, they would arrive.	voice_LockedOffice_04
The Narrator Copy Soon, very soon now, this will end. He will be spoken to. Copy He will be told what to do. Copy Now it's just a little bit closer. Copy Now it's even closer. Copy Here it comes.	voice_LockedOffice_05

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy All of his co-workers were gone. What could it mean?	voice_Office_1_00
The Narrator Copy Stanley decided to go to the meeting room; perhaps he had simply missed a memo.	voice_Office_1_01

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator • Copy All of his co-workers were gone, wha- [coughing]. Copy Uh, excuse me.	voice_Zaxis1_00
The Narrator • Copy How wonderful! Stanley was alone! Finally! Copy “This is great!” he thought to himself. Copy “This is what I've wanted all along! I got what I wanted.”	voice_Zaxis2_00
The Narrator • Copy Stanley decided to go to the meeting room to check on his co-workers. Copy He never functioned well by himself, and constantly needed support and guidance from others. Copy So the thought of total solitude was terrifying to him.	voice_Zaxis3_00
The Narrator • Copy All of his co-workers were... wait, no, this isn't the right office, is it? Copy Is this Stanley's office?	voice_Zaxis4_00
The Narrator • Copy “How long was I sitting there?” Stanley wondered to himself. Copy “Minutes? Days? Centuries? Did something crucial happen while my senses were turned?” Copy He made a note to be more careful with time from now on.	voice_Zaxis5_00
The Narrator • Copy A soft wind blew outside, and perhaps rain started. Copy And, if it did, it stopped shortly after. Copy Stanley hoped he would one day see weather.	voice_Zaxis6_00
The Narrator • Copy Stanley this, Stanley that... Copy Stanley this, Stanley that... Copy Stanley this, Stanley that... Copy Stanley this, Stanley that...	voice_Zaxis7_00
The Narrator • Copy Someone was following Stanley, he was sure of it. Copy If he checked over his shoulder now he would surely catch them. Copy It was only a matter of time.	voice_zaxis8_00
The Narrator • Copy Even now, Stanley's office was a distant memory. What had it looked like? Copy There was a computer perhaps, and a painting? Was it a painting or a photo? Copy He could no longer recall.	voice_zaxis9_00
The Narrator • Copy The meeting room, yes. That's where everyone would be. Copy Stanley just needed to get to the meeting room, and from then on he would never be alone ever again.	voice_zaxis10_00
The Narrator • Copy “Just a step through this door,” Stanley thought to himself. Copy “That's all I need. If I can make it through this door I can make it through them all.”	voice_zaxis11_00
The Narrator • Copy Already this was uncomfortable. Copy And Stanley decided that as soon as he found a new space he felt safe in Copy that he would never leave it again in his life.	voice_zaxis12_00
The Narrator • Copy Stanley had never seen the office this brightly lit. Was it a sign of something? Copy He hoped it was, he hoped very much that it was.	voice_zaxis13_00
The Narrator • Copy “Wait,” Stanley thought to himself. “Am I sure that the orders stopped coming in? Copy “How is that possible, they've never stopped. Surely I was mistaken.”	voice_zaxis14_00
The Narrator • Copy No, no, the orders were still missing. For now.	voice_zaxis14b_00
The Narrator • Copy “I can't wait to tell this story to my co-workers,” Stanley thought. Copy “How amusing they'll find it! Oh, won't we all just laugh and laugh at the time I thought everyone had gone missing!”	voice_zaxis15_00
The Narrator • Copy Stanley knew the office layout like the back of his hand. Copy It was only a matter of time before he found the others, wherever they were. Copy Only a matter of time.	voice_zaxis16_00

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy Stanley just stood there doing nothing at all. Copy He seems to think I have nothing better to do with my time Copy than to sit around and describe every fascinating little detail of his inability to do anything.	voice_Idle1_00
The Narrator Copy This is why Stanley and I are on such good terms.	voice_Idle1_01
The Narrator Copy Stanley stood for a long time in one spot. Copy It's part of a game. He likes to see how long he can go without dying.	voice_Idle2_00
The Narrator Copy So far, he's doing excellent. Copy And if he just stays right where he is, I'm sure he'll keep up that good momentum. Copy Let's observe the genius at work.	voice_Idle2_01

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy Oh please. Are you really just doing this for the achievement? Copy Click a door 5 times, is that all that you think an achievement is worth? Copy No, no, no, no, no. I can't just give these merits away for such little effort. Copy A measly five clicks. `Trivia:` On the Steam version of The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe the numer five is spelled out "5" instead of "five". For the console variation, please visit Ultra Deluxe Dialogue.	voice_ach430_1_00
The Narrator Copy Now suppose you were to click the door twenty times. Copy I would say that's the kind of effort that warrants recognition!	voice_ach430_1_01
The Narrator Copy Hm. I have to say, I'm still not feeling the satisfaction of witnessing true effort for a noble cause. Copy Perhaps fifty clicks will do it. Yes, almost certainly fifty clicks.	voice_ach430_2_00
The Narrator Copy No, no, I'm - I'm still not feeling it. I - I want this achievement to have meant something. Copy It has to be a true reward for valiant effort! I want to see some hustle, Stanley! Copy I want to see commitment! A willingness to go all the way no matter what the cost!	voice_ach430_3_00
The Narrator Copy Why don't you go put twenty clicks into door number 417?	voice_ach430_3_01
The Narrator Copy Oh great, now go click a few times on door 437.	voice_ach430_4_00
The Narrator Copy Excellent, I think we're getting somewhere. Copy Now door 415, let's give it ten clicks or so.	voice_ach430_5_00
The Narrator Copy Now back to door number 437.	voice_ach430_6_00
The Narrator Copy Let's see, how about you click on... well I don't know, the copy machine?	voice_ach430_7_00
The Narrator Copy Alright back to room 417! Copy I'm really feeling it now, I think we're getting somewhere!	voice_ach430_8_00
The Narrator Copy Okay now go climb on Employee 419's desk.	voice_ach430_9_00
The Narrator Copy Yes! This is great! Copy You're putting it all on the line, Stanley; I like that! Alright let's keep it up. Copy Go give me a few clicks on door 416!	voice_ach430_10_00
The Narrator Copy WE'VE ALMOST GOT IT! Copy NOW THE COPY MACHINE - DO THAT ONE AGAIN!	voice_ach430_11_00
The Narrator Copy FINISH IT OFF, STANLEY! Copy 5 CLICKS ON DOOR 430!	voice_ach430_12_00
The Narrator Copy YEEEEES!!! WE DID IT! Copy Oh wow, that felt amazing. Copy You really earned it, Stanley. Nothing could hold you back. Copy I'm very proud of how far we've come today.	voice_ach430_13_00
The Narrator Copy Just think, only a few minutes ago you believed an achievement was worth five little clicks. Copy Really now, what were you thinking?	voice_ach430_13_01

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy Oh, and, uh... I guess this is where Stanley felt he needed to be right now, in this little hallway. Copy Here, with no distractions, to study room 417.	voice_417_a_00
The Narrator Copy Not to actually enter it. No, no, no, no, that would be far too forward. Copy	voice_417_a_01
The Narrator Copy He would know room 417 as no man or woman had ever known an office before. Copy That ladder over there! Oh! And that little picture of a horizon or something!	voice_417_a_02
The Narrator Copy It's all just a never ending parade of joy for Stanley.	voice_417_a_03
Leaving the hallway[]
The Narrator Copy Ah, no, apparently not.	voice_417_b_00

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy Ah, then in that case, we'll continue! Copy But now here comes the real question. Copy What do you think would have happened if you had told me that you wanted this to stop? Copy Do you think it would have been particularly different?	voice_WindowGag_3_00
The Narrator Copy Would I have taken the same idea but rephrased it superficially to fit that answer? Copy Perhaps you never would even have thought of it Copy if I hadn't brought up the issue in the first place!	voice_WindowGag_3_01
The Narrator Copy Oh, now think about it; will it be worth it for you to restart, and then come back here just to do the other option? Copy Clearly this whole gag takes some time. Copy What if the other option is even longer? Copy How long will you spend in total just to have heard all the narration?	voice_WindowGag_3_02
The Narrator Copy Oh - and this is rich - perhaps you've just played the other option Copy and now you've come to see what happens in this one! Copy So what do you think, which choice was the better one?	voice_WindowGag_3_03
The Narrator Copy Imagine if you had selected 'continue' on your first playthrough Copy how tantalizing it would be, not knowing what happens when you pick the other option. Copy Indeed, you are one of the lucky ones.	voice_WindowGag_3_04
The Narrator Copy Though if the other option is really miserable to listen to, then perhaps you're not. Copy In fact, I'm just going to say that no one who's listening to this is lucky.	voice_WindowGag_3_05
The Narrator Copy Well now. I've built up the other option so much that I'm going to stop talking Copy and leave you to your decision whether to come back here Copy continue with the game, or just sit in this spot forever. And ever. Copy Cheers.	voice_WindowGag_3_06

Dialogue	Audio
`Trivia:` The voice files for the Serious Ending exist in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, But the respective captions do not.	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator Copy Stanley, this is me being serious. Copy In fact, this is my serious room. It's where I come to be serious.	voice_SeriousRoom_1_00
The Narrator Copy That table is the most serious table I could find. Copy I looked at many, many tables. Hundreds of tables! Copy It's possible I looked at over a thousand tables,	voice_SeriousRoom_1_01
The Narrator Copy I honestly don't know. Copy The specific number isn't as important as the understanding that of all the tables that I looked at, Copy this one is the most serious.	voice_SeriousRoom_1_02
The Narrator Copy I relate this story to impress upon you, the extent to which this is the most serious room I have, which is why I brought you here.	voice_SeriousRoom_1_03
The Narrator Copy You just tried to activate server cheats, which, of course, runs the risk of breaking the entire game. Copy You've got no respect for the strict order of scripted narrative events and I just can't have that.	voice_SeriousRoom_1_04
The Narrator Copy It's time to get serious, Stanley. No jokes, no games. Copy Outside of this room, I might be more tolerant of those things, but now we're in the room.	voice_SeriousRoom_1_05
The Narrator Copy Which is why I'm subjecting you to the most serious punishment I can think of: Copy one hundred million-billion-trillion years, standing here in the serious room.	voice_SeriousRoom_1_06
The Narrator Copy Perhaps after that, we can talk about the severity of your actions, and whether you've learned anything. Copy But, until then, serious room, GO.	voice_SeriousRoom_1_07

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy Woah! Did we not have the talk? Are we not in the serious room this very moment?	voice_SeriousRoom_2_00
The Narrator Copy Did I not tell you how many tables I looked through? I'm going to be conservative and say it was somewhere in the tens of thousands of tables, Copy any reasonable person would say I spent an ABSURD amount of time doing nothing but looking at tables!	voice_SeriousRoom_2_01
The Narrator Copy And I genuinely considered each one too. I took a hell of a lot of notes. Copy I kept the notes in a different room.. that room is less serious than this one.	voice_SeriousRoom_2_02
The Narrator Copy It's more of a, um.. a notes room.	voice_SeriousRoom_2_03
The Narrator Copy Again, the point of this story is to convey how serious I feel this cheating issue is. Copy And I'm sure you'll agree with me when you've fulfilled your new punishment:	voice_SeriousRoom_2_04
The Narrator Copy Infinity years in the serious room!	voice_SeriousRoom_2_05
The Narrator Copy I generally have trouble reading human emotions, but I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say that you're devastated by this crippling new punishment. Copy As well you should be. It's the most serious I could think of.	voice_SeriousRoom_2_06
The Narrator Copy Can you get more serious than that? Copy No. You can't. Don't try.	voice_SeriousRoom_2_07

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy Stanley stepped into the broom closet, but there was nothing here. Copy So he turned around and got back on track.	voice_Broomcloset_1_00
The Narrator Copy There was nothing here. No choice to make, no path to follow, just an empty broom closet. Copy No reason to still be here.	voice_Broomcloset_2_00
The Narrator Copy It was baffling that Stanley was still just sitting in the broom closet. Copy He wasn't even doing anything. Copy At least if there were something to interact with he'd be justified in some way.	voice_Broomcloset_3_00
The Narrator Copy As it is, he's literally just standing there, doing sweet F.A.	voice_Broomcloset_3_01
The Narrator Copy Are you... are you really still in the broom closet? Copy Standing around doing nothing? Why?	voice_Broomcloset_4_00
The Narrator Copy Please offer me some explanation here; I'm genuinely confused.	voice_Broomcloset_4_01
The Narrator Copy You do realize there's no choice or anything in here, right? Copy If I had said: “Stanley walked past the broom closet,” Copy at least you would have had a reason for exploring it to find out.	voice_Broomcloset_5_00
The Narrator Copy But it didn't even occur to me because literally this closet is of absolutely no significance to the story whatsoever. Copy I never would have thought to mention it.	voice_Broomcloset_5_01
The Narrator Copy Maybe to you this is somehow its own branching path. Copy Maybe when you go talk about this with your friends, you'll say	voice_Broomcloset_6_00
The Narrator Copy “OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD” Copy I hope your friends find this concerning.	voice_Broomcloset_6_01
The Narrator Copy Stanley was fat, and ugly, and really, really stupid. Copy He probably only got the job because of a family connection; that's how stupid he is.	voice_BroomclosetHookers_00
The Narrator Copy That, or with drug money. Copy Also, Stanley is addicted to drugs and hookers.	voice_BroomclosetHookers_01
The Narrator Copy Well, I've come to a very definite conclusion about what's going on right now. You're dead.	voice_Broomcloset_7_00
The Narrator Copy You got to this broom closet, explored it a bit, and were just about to leave because there's nothing here Copy when a physical malady of some sort shut down your central nervous system Copy and you collapsed on the keyboard.	voice_Broomcloset_7_01
The Narrator Copy Well, in a situation like this, the responsible thing is to alert someone nearby Copy so as to ensure that your body is taken care of before it begins to decompose.	voice_Broomcloset_7_02
The Narrator Copy Hello? Anyone who happens to be nearby! Copy The person at this computer is dead!	voice_Broomcloset_7_03
The Stanley Parable The Narrator Copy HE OR SHE HAS FALLEN PREY TO ANY NUMBER OF YOUR COUNTLESS HUMAN PHYSIOLOGICAL VULNERABILITIES. Copy IT'S INDICATIVE OF THE LONG-TERM SUSTAINABILITY OF YOUR SPECIES. The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe The Narrator Copy They have fallen prey to any number of your countless human physiological vulnerabilities. Copy It's indicative of the long-term sustainability of your species! `Trivia` In The Stanley Parable: HD Remix, The Narrator says "He or She." However, in The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, The Narrator says "They". This is likely because "they" is a gender-neutral term.	Broomcloset_7_04 (TSP) voice_Broomcloset_7_04 (TSPUD)
The Narrator Copy Please remove their corpse from the area and instruct another human to take their place	voice_Broomcloset_7_05
The Narrator Copy making sure they understand basic first-person video game mechanics Copy and filling them in on the history of narrative tropes in video gaming	voice_Broomcloset_7_06
The Narrator Copy so that the irony and insightful commentary of this game is not lost on them.	voice_Broomcloset_7_07
The Narrator Copy Alright, when you've done that, just step out into the hallway.	voice_Broomcloset_7_08
Stepping out into the hallway[]
The Narrator Copy Ah, second player! It's good to have you on board. Copy I guarantee you can't do any worse than the person who came before you.	voice_Broomcloset_8_00
Stepping back into the Broom Closet[]
The Narrator Copy You too? Unbelievable. Copy I'm at the mercy of an entire species of invalids.	voice_Broomcloset_9_00
The Narrator Copy Perhaps there's a monkey nearby you can hand the controls to? Copy A fish? Fungus? Copy Look, you can hammer out the details; I'm not particularly picky.	voice_Broomcloset_9_01
The Narrator Copy I'll just be waiting for when you're ready to pick up the story again.	voice_Broomcloset_9_02
Entering the Broom Closet again after a restart[]
The Narrator Copy Oh, no. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not again.	voice_Broomcloset_revisit_00
The Narrator Copy I won't be a part of this. I'm not going to encourage you. I'm not going to say anything at all. Copy I'm just going to be patient and wait for you to finish whatever it is you enjoy doing so much in this room.	voice_Broomcloset_revisit_01
The Narrator Copy Please, take your time.	voice_Broomcloset_revisit_02

Dialogue	Audio
Standard Dialogue[]
The Narrator Copy Stepping into his manager's office Copy Stanley was once again stunned to discover not an indication of any human life.	voice_Boss_1_00
The Narrator Copy Shocked, unraveled, Stanley wondered in disbelief who orchestrated this. Copy What dark secret was being held from him?	voice_Boss_1_01
The Narrator Copy What he could not have known Copy was that the keypad behind the boss's desk guarded the terrible truth that his boss had been keeping from him.	voice_Boss_1_02
The Narrator Copy And so the boss had assigned it an extra secret pin number Copy 2 - 8 - 4 - 5	voice_Boss_1_03
The Narrator Copy But, of course, Stanley couldn't possibly have known this.	voice_Boss_1_04
Long Alternative 1[]
The Narrator Copy Stepping into his manager's office Copy Stanley was once again stunned to discover not an indication of any human life. Copy What could it mean, he wondered.	voice_Boss_2_00
The Narrator Copy Desperate for answers, he began turning the room over, looking for clues that might unravel the situation Copy until at last he discovered a keypad behind the boss's desk.	voice_Boss_2_01
The Narrator Copy But alas, no code. Copy For this keypad guarded the terrible secret that lay buried below his feet.	voice_Boss_2_02
The Narrator Copy And so the boss had assigned it an extra secret pin number Copy 2 - 8 - 4 - 5	voice_Boss_2_03
The Narrator Copy But of course, Stanley couldn't possibly have known this.	voice_Boss_2_04
Long Alternative 2[]
The Narrator Copy Stepping into his manager's office Copy Stanley was once again stunned to discover not an indication of any human life.	voice_Boss_3_00
The Narrator Copy “What could it mean?” Stanley wondered aloud to nobody.	voice_Boss_3_01
The Narrator Copy He began wildly tearing through papers on the boss's desk Copy pulling books off the shelf, looking behind paintings Copy desperate for clues to his situation.	voice_Boss_3_02
The Narrator Copy But his attention was caught by a keypad behind the boss's desk. Copy What could its purpose be?	voice_Boss_3_03
The Narrator Copy In fact, this keypad guarded the terrible secret that lay buried below his feet Copy and so the boss had assigned it an extra secret pin number Copy 2 - 8 - 4 - 5	voice_Boss_3_04
The Narrator Copy But of course, Stanley couldn't possibly have known this.	voice_Boss_3_05
Long Alternative 3[]
The Narrator Copy The moment he entered his manager's office, Stanley froze in his tracks.	voice_Boss_4_00
The Narrator Copy Not a living soul anywhere. Copy Could he really be all alone? Copy This was too much for Stanley to take; too much for any man to take!	voice_Boss_4_01
The Narrator Copy He fell to his knees, bursting into half-moans, half-sobs Copy The guttural retching of life from a man denied any hope, any reason to keep going.	voice_Boss_4_02
The Narrator Copy Here on the floor, he lay prone, paralyzed by fear for nearly a full hour. Copy But when at last he began to move about and survey the situation Copy he found a keypad behind the boss's desk.	voice_Boss_4_03
The Narrator Copy What could it mean? Copy Was it a sign of hope for Stanley's future?	voice_Boss_4_04
The Narrator Copy Alas, it was not. For although this keypad guarded the terrible secret of Stanley's past	voice_Boss_4_05
The Narrator Copy it had been assigned a four-digit code so devious and so random that no man could ever hope to guess it Copy 2 - 8 - 4 - 5	voice_Boss_4_06
The Narrator Copy Statistically nearly impossible to guess blindly... ever.	voice_Boss_4_07

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy Stanley just sat around twiddling his thumbs.	voice_Boss_delay_1_00
The Narrator Copy Trying to input anything on the device was useless Copy since he could never possibly know that the combination was: 2 - 8 - 4 - 5.	voice_Boss_delay_1_01
The Narrator Copy 2 - 8 - 4 - 5	voice_Boss_delay_2_00
The Narrator Copy For god - but it turns out that the panel's emergency override kicked in Copy and the door just opened all by itself	voice_Boss_delay_3_00
The Narrator Copy and Stanley got the hell along with the story - well whoop-de-doo!	voice_Boss_delay_3_01
Alternative[]
The Narrator Copy Stanley simply began entering random codes into the keypad Copy knowing full well the sheer statistical unlikelihood that this would ever result in a correct combination.	voice_Boss_incorrect_00
The Narrator Copy If he knew that the combo was 2 - 8 - 4 - 5, it would be another story entirely. Copy But no. No, this is what he's going to do instead.	voice_Boss_incorrect_01
Entering 1947 into the keypad[]
The Narrator Copy Yet incredibly, by simply pushing random buttons on the keypad Copy Stanley happened to input the correct code by sheer luck. Amazing. Copy He stepped into the newly opened passageway.	voice_Boss1957

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy Stanley was in such a rush to get through the story as quickly as possible Copy he didn't even have a single minute to just let the narrator talk.	voice_Boss_interrupt_1_00
The Narrator Copy That kind of anxiety isn't healthy Copy so he relaxed for a few moments with some calming new-age music.	voice_Boss_interrupt_1_01
♫ Copy [Calming new-age music]	voice_Boss_interrupt_1_02
The Narrator Copy Feeling soothed and rejuvenated Copy Stanley calmly walked forward into the opened passageway. `Trivia` Triggering this dialogue will result in the Freedom Ending being shortened by The Narrator after a restart. Resulting in the dialogue below being spoken by The Narrator.	voice_Boss_interrupt_1_03

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy Descending deeper into the building, Stanley realized he felt a bit peculiar.	voice_Underground_1_00
The Narrator Copy It was a stirring of emotion in his chest Copy as though he felt more free to think for himself, to question the nature of his job.	voice_Underground_1_01
The Narrator Copy Why did he feel this now, when for years it had never occurred to him?	voice_Underground_1_02
The Narrator Copy This question would not go unanswered for long. `Trivia` Triggering the new age music the restart before will result in this dialogue being skipped.	voice_Underground_1_03

Dialogue	Audio
CUT CONTENT The Narrator Copy And so he entered the chamber, and stepped into the machine.	voice_Death_Machine_1_00
The Narrator Copy As the machine whirred into motion, and Stanley was inched closer and closer to his demise Copy he reflected that his life had been of no consequence whatsoever.	voice_Death_Machine_2_01
The Narrator Copy Stanley can't see the bigger picture. Copy He doesn't know the real story, trapped forever in his narrow vision of what this world is.	voice_Death_Machine_2_02
The Narrator Copy Perhaps his death was of no great loss, like plucking the eyeballs from a blind man.	voice_Death_Machine_2_03
The Narrator Copy And so he resigned and willingly accepted this violent end to his brief and shallow life. Copy Farewell Stanley.	voice_Death_Machine_2_04

Dialogue	Audio
Entering Museum[]
Female Narrator Aka The Curator Copy “Farewell Stanley!” cried the Narrator Copy as Stanley was led helplessly into the enormous metal jaws.	voice_FemNarr_1_00
Female Narrator Aka The Curator Copy In a single visceral instant Copy Stanley was obliterated as the machine crushed every bone in his body, killing him instantly.	voice_FemNarr_1_01
Female Narrator Aka The Curator Copy And yet, it would be just a few minutes before Stanley would restart the game, back in his office, as alive as ever.	voice_FemNarr_2_00
Female Narrator Aka The Curator Copy What exactly did the Narrator think he was going to accomplish?	voice_FemNarr_2_01
Female Narrator Aka The Curator Copy When every path you can walk has been created for you long in advance Copy death becomes meaningless, making life the same.	voice_FemNarr_3_00
Female Narrator Aka The Curator Copy Do you see now? Copy Do you see that Stanley was already dead from the moment he hit start?	voice_FemNarr_3_01
Exiting Museum[]
Female Narrator Aka The Curator Copy [Laughter] Copy Oh, look at these two.	voice_FemNarr_4_00
Female Narrator Aka The Curator Copy How they wish to destroy one another. How they wish to control one another.	voice_FemNarr_4_01
Female Narrator Aka The Curator Copy How they both wish to be free.	voice_FemNarr_4_02
Female Narrator Aka The Curator Copy Can you see? Can you see how much they need one another?	voice_FemNarr_5_00
Female Narrator Aka The Curator Copy No, perhaps not. Sometimes these things cannot be seen.	voice_FemNarr_5_01
Female Narrator Aka The Curator Copy But listen to me, you can still save these two. Copy You can stop the program before they both fail.	voice_FemNarr_6_00
Female Narrator Aka The Curator Copy Push 'escape', and press 'quit'. There's no other way to beat this game. `Trivia` In The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, this dialogue varies depending on which device the player is on. View the variants here.	voice_FemNarr_6_01
Female Narrator Aka The Curator Copy As long as you move forward, you'll be walking someone else's path. Copy Stop now, and it will be your only true choice.	voice_FemNarr_6_02
Female Narrator Aka The Curator Copy Whatever you do, choose it! Copy Don't let time choose for you! Don't let time -	voice_FemNarr_6_03

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy But here was the proof. The heart of the operation. Copy Controls labeled with emotions: happy, or sad, or content.	voice_Controls_1_00
The Narrator Copy Walking, eating, working; all of it monitored and commanded from this very place.	voice_Controls_1_01
The Narrator Copy And as the cold reality of his past began to sink in Copy Stanley decided that this machinery would never again exert its terrible power over another human life.	voice_Controls_1_02
The Narrator Copy For he would dismantle the controls once and for all.	voice_Controls_1_03
The Narrator Copy And when at last he found the source of the room's power Copy he knew it was his duty, his obligation, to put an end to this horrible place and to everything it stood for.	voice_Controls_2_00

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy Blackness. And a rising chill of uncertainty.	voice_Freedom_1_00
The Narrator Copy Was it over?	voice_Freedom_1_01
The Narrator Copy Yes! He had won.	voice_Freedom_2_00
The Narrator Copy He had defeated the machine, unshackled himself from someone else's command. Copy Freedom was mere moments away.	voice_Freedom_2_01
The Narrator Copy And, yet, even as the immense door slowly opened Copy Stanley reflected on how many puzzles still lay unsolved.	voice_Freedom_2_02
The Narrator Copy Where had his co-workers gone? Copy How had he been freed from the machine's grasp? Copy What other mysteries did this strange building hold?	voice_Freedom_2_03
The Narrator Copy But as sunlight streamed into the chamber, he realized none of this mattered to him. Copy For it was not knowledge, or even power, that he had been seeking, but happiness.	voice_Freedom_2_04
The Narrator Copy Perhaps his goal had not been to understand, but to let go.	voice_Freedom_2_05
The Narrator Copy No longer would anyone tell him where to go, what to do, or how to feel. Copy Whatever life he lives, it will be his.	voice_Freedom_2_06
The Narrator Copy And that was all he needed to know. It was, perhaps, the only thing worth knowing.	voice_Freedom_2_07
The Narrator Copy Stanley stepped through the open door.	voice_Freedom_2_08

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy Stanley felt the cool breeze upon his skin, the feeling of liberation, the immense possibility of the new path before him.	voice_Freedom_3_00
The Narrator Copy This was exactly the way, right now, that things were meant to happen.	voice_Freedom_3_01
The Narrator Copy And Stanley was happy.	voice_Freedom_3_02

The Stanley Parable Wiki

2013 HD Remix Dialogue

Introduction[]

Coward Ending[]

Pre-Two Door room Dialogue[]

Stepping out of Stanley's office[]

Rare Alternates[]

Idle[]

Rummaging Around[]

Door 430 Achievement[]

Studying room 417[]

Leaving the hallway[]

Out of Map Ending[]

Out of the map/Out of the window[]

Pressing Yes on the Yes/No screen[]

There Once was a Man Named Stanley[]

Pressing No on the Yes/No screen:[]

Serious Ending[]

If the player tries to activate sv_cheats again[]

If the player tries to activate it once again[]

In the two doors room:[]

Left Door Dialogue[]

Meeting Room dialogue[]

Broom Closet Ending[]

Stepping out into the hallway[]

Stepping back into the Broom Closet[]

Entering the Broom Closet again after a restart[]

Getting to the staircase:[]

Upstairs Dialogue[]

Boss's Office Dialogue[]

Standard Dialogue[]

Long Alternative 1[]

Long Alternative 2[]

Long Alternative 3[]

Entering incorrect codes[]

Alternative[]

Entering 1947 into the keypad[]

Entering correct code[]

Entering 2-8-4-5 before The Narrator mentions it[]

Narrator opening door for you[]

Going down the Mind Control Facility elevator[]

Mind Control Facility entrance dialogue[]

Museum Ending[]

Walking down "ESCAPE" hallway[]

Turning the other way in the "ESCAPE" hallway[]

Returning to the "ESCAPE" hallway after turning around[]

Approaching the Metal Jaws[]

Female Narrator[]

Entering Museum[]

Exiting Museum[]

Mind Control Facility Dialogue[]

Pushing the light button[]

Pushing the camera button[]

Pushing the elevator button[]

Riding the elevator[]

Getting out of the elevator[]

Freedom Ending[]

Catwalk[]

Outro Cutscene[]

Countdown Ending[]

First Time[]

Initial Countdown[]

Extended Countdown[]

Second Time[]

Mariella Ending[]

Going downstairs[]

Mariella Cutscene[]

Right Door Dialogue[]

Taking the door on the right[]

Employee Lounge Dialogue[]

Exiting the Employee Lounge[]

Maintenance Room Dialogue[]

Confusion Ending[]

Deviation[]

Getting on the Maintenance Room elevator[]

Maintenance Basement Dialogue[]

Mind Control Facility catwalk[]

First Restart[]

Two Doors Room with six doors[]

Wandering for thirty seconds[]

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy Oh Stanley, you didn't just activate the controls, did you?	voice_Countdown_00
The Narrator Copy After they kept you enslaved all these years Copy you go and you try to take control of the machine for yourself. Copy Is that what you wanted? Control?	voice_Countdown_01
The Narrator Copy Oh... Stanley. I applaud your effort, I really do Copy but you need to understand; there's only so much that machine can do.	voice_Countdown_02
The Narrator Copy You were supposed to let it go, turn the controls off, and leave. Copy If you want to throw my story off track, you're going to have to do better than that.	voice_Countdown_03
The Narrator Copy I'm afraid you don't have nearly the power you think you do. Copy For example - and I believe you'll find this pertinent	voice_Countdown_04
The Narrator Copy Stanley suddenly realized that he had just initiated the network's emergency detonation system. Copy In the event that this machine is activated without proper DNA identification Copy nuclear detonators are set to explode, eliminating the entire complex.	voice_Countdown_05
The Narrator Copy How long until detonation, then? Copy Hmm... let's say... um... Copy Two minutes.	voice_Countdown_06
Initial Countdown[]
The Narrator Copy Ah, now this is making things a little more fun, isn't it, Stanley?	voice_Countdown_07
The Narrator Copy It's your time to shine! You are the star! Copy It's your story now; shape it to your heart's desires. Copy	voice_Countdown_08
The Narrator Copy Mere moments until the bomb goes off, but what precious moments each one of them is! Copy More time to talk about you, about me, where we're going, what all this means. Copy I barely know where to start!	voice_Countdown_09
The Narrator Copy What's that? You'd like to know where your co-workers are? Copy A moment of solace before you're obliterated?	voice_Countdown_10
The Narrator Copy Alright. I'm in a good mood, and you're going to die anyway. Copy I'll tell you exactly what happened to them.	voice_Countdown_11
The Narrator Copy I erased them. I turned off the machine; I set you free.	voice_Countdown_12
The Narrator Copy Of course, that was merely in this instance of the story. Copy Sometimes when I tell it, I simply let you sit there in your office forever Copy pushing buttons endlessly and then dying alone.	voice_Countdown_13
The Narrator Copy Other times, I let the office sink into the ground, swallowing everyone inside. Copy Or I let it burn to a crisp.	voice_Countdown_14
The Narrator Copy I have to say this, though: this version of events has been rather amusing. Copy Watching you try to make sense of everything, and take back the control wrested away from you - it's quite rich. Copy I almost hate to see it go!	voice_Countdown_15
The Narrator Copy But I'm sure whatever I come up with on the next go around will be even better.	voice_Countdown_16
The Narrator Copy My goodness! Only thirty four seconds left! Copy But I'm enjoying this so much!	voice_Countdown_17
The Narrator Copy You know what? To hell with it. Copy I'm going to put some extra time on the clock! Why not?	voice_Countdown_18
Extended Countdown[]
The Narrator Copy Those are precious additional seconds, Stanley. Copy Time doesn't grow on trees!	voice_Countdown_19
The Narrator Copy Oh dear me. What's the matter, Stanley?	voice_Countdown_20
The Narrator Copy Is it that you have no idea where you're going or what you're supposed to be doing right now? Copy Or did you just assume when you saw that timer that something in this room was capable of turning it off?	voice_Countdown_21
The Narrator Copy I mean, look at you, running from button to button, screen to screen Copy clicking on every little thing in this room!	voice_Countdown_22
The Narrator Copy These numbered buttons! No! These colored ones! Copy Or maybe this big, red button! Or this door!	voice_Countdown_23
The Narrator Copy Everything! Anything! Something here will save me!	voice_Countdown_24
The Narrator Copy Why would you think that, Stanley? That this video game can be beaten, won, solved? Copy Do you have any idea what your purpose in this place is?	voice_Countdown_25
The Narrator Copy [Laughter] Copy Stanley... you're in for quite a disappointment.	voice_Countdown_26
The Narrator Copy But here's a spoiler for you: that timer isn't a catalyst to keep the action moving along. Copy It's just seconds ticking away to your death.	voice_Countdown_27
The Narrator Copy You're only still playing instead of watching a cutscene Copy because I want to watch you for every moment that you're powerless, to see you made humble.	voice_Countdown_28
The Narrator Copy This is not a challenge. It's a tragedy. Copy You wanted to control this world; that's fine.	voice_Countdown_29
The Narrator Copy But I'm going to destroy it first, so you can't.	voice_Countdown_30
The Narrator Copy Take a look at the clock, Stanley. Copy That's thirty seconds you have left to struggle.	voice_Countdown_31
The Narrator Copy Thirty seconds until a big boom, and then nothing. Copy No ending here, just you being blown to pieces.	voice_Countdown_32
The Narrator Copy Will you cling desperately to your frail life, or will you let it go peacefully? Copy Another choice! Make it count.	voice_Countdown_33
The Narrator Copy Or don't. It's all the same to me. All a part of the joke.	voice_Countdown_34
The Narrator Copy And believe me, I will be laughing at every second of your inevitable life Copy from the moment we fade in, until the moment I say: 'Happily ever af-'	voice_Countdown_35

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy But you really believe there’s an answer? Copy How many times will you replay this bit, looking desperately for a solution?	voice_Countdown2_26
The Narrator Copy Ten? A hundred? A thousand? Copy I look forward to finding out, and to watching the bomb go off each time you fail.	voice_Countdown2_27
The Narrator Copy Just you and me and the retching explosion of fire and metal Copy over and over and over for all of eternity.	voice_Countdown2_28
The Narrator Copy And Stanley died again.	voice_Countdown2_29
The Narrator Copy And Stanley died again.	voice_Countdown2_30
The Narrator Copy And Stanley died again.	voice_Countdown2_31

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy But Stanley just couldn’t do it.	voice_Dream_1a_00
The Narrator Copy He considered the possibility of facing his boss, admitting he had left his post during work hours. Copy He might be fired for that. And in such a competitive economy, why had he taken that risk?	voice_Dream_1a_01
The Narrator Copy All because he believed everyone had vanished? Copy His boss would think he was crazy.	voice_Dream_1a_02
The Narrator Copy And then something occurred to Stanley. Copy “Maybe...” he thought to himself. Copy “Maybe I am crazy... Copy “All of my coworkers blinking mysteriously out of existence in a single moment for no reason at all?”	voice_Dream_1a_03
The Narrator Copy None of it made any logical sense. Copy And as Stanley pondered this, he began to make other strange observations.	voice_Dream_1a_04
The Narrator Copy For example, why couldn’t he see his feet when he looked down? Copy Why did doors close automatically behind him wherever he went?	voice_Dream_1a_05
The Narrator Copy And for that matter, these rooms were starting to look pretty familiar. Copy Were they simply repeating?	voice_Dream_1a_06
The Narrator Copy “No,” Stanley said to himself. “This is all too strange, this can’t be real.” Copy And at last, he came to the conclusion that had been on the tip of his tongue. Copy He just hadn’t found the words for it.	voice_Dream_1a_07
The Narrator Copy “I’m dreaming!” he yelled. “This is all a dream!”	voice_Dream_1a_08
The Narrator Copy What a relief Stanley felt to have finally found an answer, an explanation. Copy His coworkers weren’t actually gone, he wasn’t going to lose his job, he wasn’t crazy after all!	voice_Dream_1a_09
The Narrator Copy And he thought to himself: “I suppose I’ll wake up soon. Copy “I'll have to go back to my boring real life job pushing buttons, I may as well enjoy this while I’m still lucid.”	voice_Dream_1a_10
The Narrator Copy So he imagined himself flying, and began to gently float above the ground.	voice_Dream_1a_11
The Narrator Copy Then he imagined himself soaring through space on a magical star field, and it too appeared!	voice_Dream_1a_12
The Narrator Copy It was so much fun, and Stanley marveled that he had still not woken up. Copy How was he remaining so lucid?	voice_Dream_1a_13
The Narrator Copy And then perhaps the strangest question of them all entered Stanley’s head. Copy One he was amazed he hadn’t asked himself sooner.	voice_Dream_1a_14
The Narrator Copy “Why is there a voice in my head dictating everything that I’m doing and thinking?”	voice_Dream_1a_15
The Narrator Copy Now the voice was describing itself being considered by Stanley, who found it particularly strange. Copy “I’m dreaming about a voice describing me thinking about how it’s describing my thoughts,“ he thought!	voice_Dream_1a_16
The Narrator Copy And while he thought it all very odd, and wondered if this voice spoke to all people in their dreams Copy the truth was that of course this was not a dream. How could it be?	voice_Dream_1a_17
The Narrator Copy Was Stanley simply deceiving himself? Believing that if he's asleep he doesn't have to take responsibility for himself?	voice_Dream_1a_18
The Narrator Copy Stanley is as awake right now as he's ever been in his life.	voice_Dream_1a_19
The Narrator Copy Now hearing the voice speak these words was quite a shock to Stanley. Copy After all, he knew for certain, beyond a doubt, that this was in fact a dream!	voice_Dream_1a_20
The Narrator Copy Did the voice not see him float and make the magical stars just a moment ago? Copy How else would the voice explain all that?	voice_Dream_1a_21
The Narrator Copy This voice was a part of himself too, surely, surely, if he could just...	voice_Dream_1a_22
The Narrator Copy He would prove it. He would prove that he was in control, that this was a dream.	voice_Dream_1a_23
The Narrator Copy So he closed his eyes gently, and he invited himself to wake up. Copy He felt the cool weight of the blanket on his skin, the press of the mattress on his back	voice_Dream_1a_24
The Narrator Copy the fresh air of a world outside this one. Copy “Let me wake up,” he thought to himself.	voice_Dream_1a_25
The Narrator Copy “I'm through with this dream, I wish it to be over. Copy “Let me go back to my job, let me continue pushing the buttons, please, it's all I want.	voice_Dream_1a_26
The Narrator Copy “I want my apartment, and my wife, and my job. Copy “All I want is my life exactly the way it's always been.	voice_Dream_1a_27
The Narrator Copy “My life is normal, I am normal. Everything will be fine.	voice_Dream_1a_28
The Narrator Copy “I am okay.”	voice_Dream_1a_29
The Narrator Copy Stanley began screaming. Copy “Please someone wake me up! My name is Stanley! I have a boss! I have an office! I am real!	voice_Dream_1b_00
The Narrator Copy “Please just someone tell me I’m real! I must be real! I must be! Copy “Can anyone hear my voice? Who am I? Who am I?!”	voice_Dream_1b_01
The Narrator Copy And everything went black.	voice_Dream_1b_02

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy This is the story of a woman named Mariella.	voice_Dream_2_00
The Narrator Copy Mariella woke up on a day like any other. Copy She arose, got dressed, gathered her belongings, and walked to her place of work.	voice_Dream_2_01
The Narrator Copy But on this particular day, her walk was interrupted by the body of a man Copy who had stumbled through town talking and screaming to himself Copy and then collapsed dead on the sidewalk.	voice_Dream_2_02
The Narrator Copy And although she would soon turn to go call for an ambulance Copy for just a few, brief moments, she considered the strange man.	voice_Dream_2_03
The Narrator Copy He was obviously crazy; this much she knew. Copy Everyone knows what crazy people look like.	voice_Dream_2_04
The Narrator Copy And in that moment, she thought to herself how lucky she was to be normal.	voice_Dream_2_05
The Narrator Copy I am sane. I am in control of my mind. I know what is real, and what isn't.	voice_Dream_2_06
The Narrator Copy It was comforting to think this, and in a certain way, seeing this man made her feel better. Copy But then she remembered the meeting she had scheduled for that day	voice_Dream_2_07
The Narrator Copy the very important people whose impressions of her would affect her career Copy and, by extension, the rest of her life.	voice_Dream_2_08
The Narrator Copy She had no time for this, so it was only a moment that she stood there, staring down at the body.	voice_Dream_2_09
The Narrator Copy And then she turned and ran.	voice_Dream_2_10

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator • Copy Ah, yes. Truly a room worth admiring. Copy It had really been worth the detour after all Copy just to spend a few moments here in this immaculate, beautifully-constructed room.	voice_Lounge_1a_00
The Narrator • Copy Stanley simply stood here, drinking it all in.	voice_Lounge_1a_01
The Narrator • Copy Yes! Really, really worth it being here in the room. Copy A room so utterly captivating that, even though all your co-workers have mysteriously vanished Copy here you sit looking at these chairs and some paintings. Copy Really worth it.	voice_Lounge_2_00
The Narrator • Copy At this point, Stanley's obsession with this room bordered on creepy Copy and reflected poorly on his overall personality. Copy It's possible that this is why everyone left.	voice_Lounge_3_00
The Narrator • Copy Stanley sat around waiting for more dialogue. Copy But when a long time had passed and there was no more Copy he decided that the game was trying to send him a message.	voice_Lounge_4_00
The Narrator • Copy Wow, yes, this room. Copy What a beautiful room. What a gorgeous, gorgeous room.	voice_Lounge_1b_00
The Narrator • Copy Thank goodness Stanley had taken this detour on his way to the meeting room. Copy Life without having experienced this room was now too horrible even to consider.	voice_Lounge_1b_01
The Narrator • Copy The lounge was sublime, a work of art. Copy What was it about this room that called so deeply and so personally to Stanley?	voice_Lounge_1c_00
The Narrator • Copy Its grace? Its subtle charm? Copy No, Stanley knew... it was something deeper. Something... darker.	voice_Lounge_1c_01
The Narrator • Copy Standing now in this incredible room Copy Stanley, for the first time, understood true happiness.	voice_Lounge_1d_00
The Narrator • Copy Then the feeling went away and he felt sad again. Copy Then it came back, and lingered for a minute or two.	voice_Lounge_1d_01
The Narrator • Copy Now it's only half there; just a kind of, um, tingle.	voice_Lounge_1d_02
The Narrator • Copy Stanley felt light-headed, butterflies in his stomach, giddy in a way he had never known before.	voice_Lounge_1e_00
The Narrator • Copy Was it this room? A connection between the two? Could a man love a room?	voice_Lounge_1e_01
The Narrator • Copy I mean... truly... truly... deeply... madly... love?	voice_Lounge_1e_02
The Narrator • Copy The lounge was grand, majestic... perhaps too majestic. Copy Like a combination of a much smaller version and a much larger version of this exact room.	voice_Lounge_1f_00
The Narrator • Copy It all made Stanley uncomfortable, and he started to bleed a little. Copy This made him smile.	voice_Lounge_1f_01
The Narrator • Copy At last, proof that he was human.	voice_Lounge_1f_02
The Narrator • Copy And here it was, the lounge. Copy “What a room,” Stanley thought to himself. Copy “What a room, what a room, what a room.”	voice_Lounge_1g_00
The Narrator • Copy This is what Stanley thought: “What a room! Copy “What a room, what a room! Copy “What a room! Copy “Va va voom. What a room.”	voice_Lounge_1g_01
The Narrator • Copy It was okay.	voice_Lounge_1h_00

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy Oh, no. No, it's to the right. My mistake.	voice_Con1-2_00
The Narrator Copy No! No, no, no! Not the right! Copy Why would I have ever said it was to the right? What was I thinking?	voice_Con1-3_00
The Narrator Copy It's clearly... oh dear, would you hold on for a minute, please? Copy [Rustling papers] Copy Now, let's see.	voice_Con1-3_01
The Narrator Copy We went, um, right... left... down... left... right....	voice_Con1-3_02
The Narrator Copy Ah, yep! Okay, okay, yes! I've got it now! Copy This story is absolutely, definitely, this way.	voice_Con1-3_03

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy NO! No... no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Copy This isn't right at all! You're not supposed to be here, yet! This is all a spoiler! Copy Quick, Stanley, close your eyes!	voice_Con1-4_00
The Narrator Copy Okay, okay, okay okay, we just... we just have to get back to, um... oh....	voice_Con1-4_01
The Narrator Copy Who am I kidding? Copy It's all rubbish now. Copy The whole story, completely unusable.	voice_Con1-4_02
The Narrator Copy How about rather than waste my time trying to salvage this nonsense, we'll just restart the game from the beginning. Copy And this time, suppose we don't wander so far off-track, hm?	voice_Con1-4_03
The Narrator Copy Okay, from the top!	voice_Con1-4_04

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy When Stanley - wait... wait, what?	voice_con2-1_00
The Narrator Copy No, I... no, I restarted! I swear I definitely restarted the game over, completely fresh. Copy Everything should be...	voice_con2-1_01
The Narrator Copy Or did something change? Copy Stanley, did you change anything when we were back in that room with all the monitors? Copy Did you move the story somewhere, or...	voice_con2-1_02
The Narrator Copy Hold on... why am I asking you? I'm the one who wrote the story! Copy It was right here just a minute ago. Copy I know for sure that it's here somewhere.	voice_con2-1_03
The Narrator Copy Okay then, it's an adventure! Copy Come Stanley, let's find the story!	voice_con2-1_04

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy Now this... well, I'll be honest, I don't recognize this place at all. Copy Is this the story?	voice_con3-4_00
The Narrator Copy I don't think so. Copy I can't quite recall, but I believe my story took place in an office building... is that correct? Copy Hm... do you remember, Stanley?	voice_con3-4_01
The Narrator Copy Well, do you know what, since I've completely forgotten what we were supposed to be doing, how about this...	voice_con3-4_02
The Narrator Copy You win! Congratulations! Copy I know you put in a lot of hard work, and it really paid off, so good job!	voice_con3-4_03
The Narrator Copy Oh no. No. I don't feel right about this at all. Copy We both know you didn't put in any actual work for that win. Copy Some people win fair and square and this was not one of those situations.	voice_con3-4_04
The Narrator Copy Okay, I'm getting weirded out by whatever this place is. Copy I don't care what might happen this time; I have to restart.	voice_con3-4_05

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator Copy Alright, I've got a solution. Copy This time, to make sure we don't get lost Copy I've employed the help of The Stanley Parable Adventure Line™! Copy Just follow the Line™. How simple is that?	voice_Con4-1_00
The Narrator Entering the Two Doors Room instead of following The Adventure Line™: Copy No, no, I'm done, we're leaving it up to the Line™ from now on.	voice_Con4-1b_00
The Narrator Copy You see? The Line™ knows where the story is, it's over in this direction! Copy Onward Stanley! To destiny!	voice_Con4-2_00
The Narrator Copy Though here's a thought. Copy Wouldn't wherever we end up be our destination Copy even if there's no story there? Copy Or, to put it another way, is the story of no destination still a story?	voice_Con4-2_01
The Narrator Copy Simply by the act of moving forward Copy are we implying a journey, such that a destination is inevitably conjured into being Copy via the very manifestation of the nature of life itself...?	voice_Con4-2_02
The Narrator Copy Okay, Stanley, I need to follow this train of thought for a minute, just stick with me.	voice_Con4-2b_00
The Narrator Copy Now we can both agree that the nature of existence Copy is in fact a byproduct of one's subjective experience of that existence, right?	voice_Con4-2b_01
The Narrator Copy Okay, now if my experience of your existence rests inside of your subjective experience of this office Copy is this office, in fact, the skeleton of my own relative experiential mental subjective construct?	voice_Con4-2b_02
The Narrator Copy Woah, woah, woah, woah. Hang on. Copy That got a bit weird back there. Copy Well, I'd like to apologize. Not sure where I was going with all that.	voice_Con4-2c_00
The Narrator Copy You know what? I think what we need right now is a bit of music to lighten the mood!	voice_Con4-2c_01
♫ "Following Stanley" plays	Music
The Narrator Copy Wait! Cut the music! Copy Go back and look at the fern!	voice_Con4-3_00
The Narrator Copy Stanley, this fern will be very important later in the story. Copy Make sure you study it closely and remember it carefully. Copy You won't want to miss anything.	voice_Con4-4_00
The Narrator Copy Wait, we're... we're back at the office? No! No, no! Copy Line™, you do know we're looking for The Stanley Parable, right? The story? Copy Is any of this ringing a bell?	voice_Con4-5_00
The Narrator Entering the Two Doors room again with zero doors: Copy Still missing the doors. Copy Did we make a mistake following The Line™? Copy Perhaps we could have found the story on our own.	voice_Con4-5b_00
Entering the Mind Control Facility again[]
The Narrator Copy Oh, no no, no no, not again! Copy Line™, how could you have done this to us, and after we trusted you! Copy After everything we've been through, you - Copy Oh, I can't take this anymore, to hell with it. Copy Restart.	voice_Con4-6_00