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This page contains miscellaneous dialogue of characters from The Stanley Parable franchise. This can be videos, events, or commissions. Anything spoken by Stanley Parable characters outside of released games can be found here.

The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe (Trailer)

Dialogue	Audio
The Narrator: This is the story of a video game called The Stanley Parable.	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator: You know The Stanley Parable, of course. After all, it was the video game sensation of 2013.	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator: Don't you remember all those awards we were nominated for?	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator: Clips of The Last of Us and Papers, Please! at the Game Awards are shown.	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator: Yes, it was thrilling to be unanimously recognised by our peers.	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator: Which is why we've locked the game's source code away where it can never be touched by the greedy hand of capitalism.	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator: A pristine time capsule of perfect artistic integrity, to be preserved for-	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator: Wait. What do you mean we never put the game on consoles? Of course we put it on consoles!	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator: We didn't? Excuse me a moment.	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator: A haunting reverb from a distance: Stanley!	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator: The same haunting reverb, getting closer: Stanley!	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator: Staaanleeey!	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator: Gotcha! Stanley, I've had a great idea!	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator: I want to add new endings and new content, new adventures for you!	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator: Won't it be fun?	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator: Oh shush, of course it will.	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator: We'll package it up with the original game and we'll put it on consoles, and everyone will buy it again because they're suckers!	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator: Come come, daddy needs a third swimming pool.	No gizmo to be found, old sport.
The Narrator: What do you mean The Last of Us 2 is also coming out next year?	No gizmo to be found, old sport.