Magazines are common items found throughout all the games in the franchise, existing for comedic value and usually being related to whatever environment they are in.
The Stanley Parable[]
These are magazines that appear both in The Stanley Parable Demonstration and The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, but which have mainly been made for the HD Remix. All of them have "GENERIC" printed on the spine.
Indoors monthly[]
Shape magazine[]
Graphs magazine[]
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HOW TO BE A GOOD QUARTERLY PERCENTILE CAN YOU SAY THINGS WITHOUT PUTTING THEM IN GRAPHS? NO. HOW TO MAKE GRAPHS QUICKLY
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Newsweek[]
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World peace:
How one man intends to make it happen |
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Business time[]
Extreme bathrooms[]
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BATHROOMS BATH GUY TESTIFIES IN THE
TRIAL OF THE CENTURY! TIRED OF GETTING ASH ON |
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Car-go manual[]
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OPERATOR'S MANUAL FOR USING THE CARGO LIFT. |
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Other[]
Magazine
GEOGRAPHIC
Homes and Gardens
The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe[]
These magazines can only be found in the Ultra Deluxe installment of the game. Almost all of them have "THIS IS THE SPINE SECOND EDITION DAILY YEARLY QUARTERLY JOIN DISCORD.GG/CROWS IF YOU FIND THIS" written on the spine, with the exception of the Cat and Dog medium friendship magazine and The Storyteller magazine, which both have "GENERIC" on the spine instead.
The Storyteller[]
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Issue 53 STORYTELLER [unintelligible]
STANLEY REVEALS
ALL IN HIS NEW BOOK |
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Cat and dog[]
Location of the magazines
These magazines are tied with the "Adjust until cat and dog are friends" slider - one of them will be found lying behind Cookie9's review in the Epilogue, and which one specifically is decided by the level of friendship the player left the slider on, ranging from 1 - very low, to 5 - very high.
Very low friendship[]
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DECEMBRUARY 20XX Over Cat/Dog Differences |
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Low friendship[]
Medium friendship[]
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ISSUE 50/50 AVERAGE MAGAZINE IN ROOM TEMPERATURE ROOM: |
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High friendship[]
Very high friendship[]
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DECEMBRUARY 20XX Scientists confirm Hybrid Species |
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Expo magazines[]
These magazines are found inside The Stanley Parable 2 Expo and are related to exhibits inside it and the expo itself.
Concrete Contemplations[]
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ISSUE 2
THE 2ND ISSUE
CONTEMPLATIONS PLAIN REINFORCE
PRE-STRESSED PRE-CAST LIGHTWEIGHT BAG OF C. SMART POLYMER AND THE REST HOW TO LOOK
AT CONCRETE AND HOW TO NOT LOOK AT IT |
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Holey Moley Magazine[]
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HOLE-Y MOLE-Y How Deep Can |
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Many Improvements[]
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IMPROVEMENTS TITLE STORY |
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Investor Showcase Magazine[]
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THE MAGAZINE This year's hottest |
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Name booklet[]
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NAME Everyone's
got one. Hear Yours Today! |
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New Content: Part 2[]
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NEW
CONTENT PART 2 BROWSE
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Welcome magazine[]
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TO THE SHOWCASE NEW FEATURES |
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Other[]
BUCKET
NOSTALGIC
It was
Good
MEMORIES
FROM THE STANLEY PARABLE (2013)
“I remember!”
The Stanley Parable Demonstration[]
These magazines can only be found in the Demonstration. Just like the HD Remix magazines, all of them have "GENERIC" printed on the spine, with the exception of the Rock Paper Shotgun Octodad one, which does not have any text there.
Rock Paper Shotgun: Octodad[]
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ROCK, PAPER
SHOTGUN PC GAMING SINCE 1873 ISSUE 9/13
OCTODAD ISSUE
Jim tells us wot he thinks John plays octodad! More bucket-shaped bargains FREE*
OCTODAD DVD |
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Bon Appetit Magazine[]
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This month: |
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Everything's Ok magazine[]
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Why from |
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Other[]
of them will
return alive?
Magazine
DUCKS!!
Magazine
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| Objects | Adventure Line™ • Confusion Ending Schedule • Doors • Emotion Booths • Escape Pod • Experience Rating Board • The Fern • Instructional Video • Introduction Video • Magazines • Notice Boards • Papers • Phones • Whiteboards • Worldwide Leaderboard | |
| Ultra Deluxe | Achievement Machine • Name Button • New Content Door • The Paywall • Skip Button • Stanley Controller • Stanley Figurines | |