This is the dialogue that occurs in The Green Room.
Initial Arrival[]
humming
Oh, hello hello hello! Welcome... to this Revision 3 exclusive demonstration of The Stanley Parable! Adam, today, it will be my pleasure to guide you through this sneak-peek at what to expect in The Stanley Parable, to apply your superior critical judgement, honed, over a lifetime of journalistic excellence, thoughtful analysis of media and literature, and doing way, WAY too many drugs and burglary. Yes, I really can't wait to hear what you think about our game. Adam... Isn't this a thrilling moment for all of us? Truly is, I can barely stand the tension. Tell you what... Why don't we drink in the anticipation for a moment? Just for... 20 minutes or so. Please, for just 20 minutes, don't move or act in any way. Simply remain motionless, and let the thrill of demoing the Stanley Parable gush over you. (Adam's demo exclusive)
Oh, hello hello hello! Welcome to the Stanley Parable Live Demonstration!
It will be my pleasure to guide you through this sneak-peek at what to expect in the Stanley Parable. A tease - just enough to leave you hungry for more! How exciting. Can't you just feel that nervous tension?
The booming uncertainty? Why don't we drink in the anticipation for a moment, just for... 20 minutes or so.
Please, for just 20 minutes, don't move or act in any way. Simply remain motionless, and let the thrill of demoing the Stanley Parable wash over you.
Moving[]
Oh, I get it. You're too anxious; you can barely hold still!
Well, tell you what, I think we should walk off that nervous energy before getting the demo underway.
Here, why don't I take you on a little tour of the facility and show you how we make a demonstration for a game like The Stanley Parable.
Not moving[]
Oh, wait. I've got it! Do you know what would really ramp up the anticipation? If I gave you a little tour of the facility, and show you how we make video game demonstrations. Yes, you'll be simply out of your mind with anxiety! Come along this way!
After coming back from the Demo Construction Facility[]
And there you have it. Everything you need to know about how video game demos are made!
However, it's still important that we address safety concerns.
Please, closely observe the following possible negative side effects of playing The Stanley Parable.
If you agree to be held 100% responsible for any and all injury or long term damage - mental, physical or otherwise - that may occur while playing the demo, please do not press the large red glowing "disagree" button at this time.
Nothing? No objections? You're quite sure about that?
Huh. Well, alright then.
In the event that you do experience one or all of the previously listed symptoms, let's establish a signal for you to convey to me that you wish the demonstration to be terminated.
Please step into the dance perimeter.
Please perform a dance.
Your dance has been recorded. In the event that you feel confused or disorientated by anything you see inside the demo, perform that dance and I will terminate the demo immediately.
Right! All preparations have been made. It is time at last.
Are you prepared for...
THE STANLEY PARABLE!!
After failing to boot up the demo[]
Okay, here we go, The Stanley Parable Demo, take two!
Finding the demo, learning exactly what The Stanley Parable is... Here it comes!