This page lists all achievements presented in The Stanley Parable and how to get them.
Click On Door 430 Five Times
- Main article: Click On Door 430 Five Times
Once you click on door 430, the Narrator scoffs and comments on how an can achievement be granted with a measly five clicks. He then challenges you to click on many doors and objects (even climbing on a desk). At the end of the challenge, he tells you to give five clicks on door 430, and you finally get the achievement (much to the Narrator's delight). You can break this if you do this without enabling achievements.
Beat The Game
Obey the Narrator by going straight to the Freedom Ending. Don't disobey the Narrator even once.
You Can't Jump
Try to jump several times.
Quit The Stanley Parable, then open it again.
Step 1: Open your Steam library. Right click The Stanley Parable in your games list and select the option that says Properties.
Step 2: In Properties, select the menu at the top of the menu that says Local Files. Once you are in the local files menu, select Browse Local Files. This should take you to the game's files.
Step 3: Go to these folders. Go to the folder named thestanleyparable, then inside of that folder, go to the folder named cfg.
Step 4: Inside the cfg folder, right click config.cfg and select Open with Notepad or any other text editor.
Step 4: Once that is open in your text editor, add a new line at the end, and copy this into the new line: bind "x" "~;_u"
Once that has been copied, save the file. Be sure to set the file to read-only to prevent it from getting reset!
Step 5: Go back into your Steam library, and run The Stanley Parable. Once you are in the game, click Begin the game. When the game starts, go up to something and press the X key. Wait about 10 seconds, and it should say you have unlocked the achievement called Unachievable.
Play The Stanley Parable for 24 hours during Tuesday. (You can cheat by messing with your computer's clock.)
Same way with the Beat The Game achievement, but you must reach the Freedom Ending in less than 4 minutes (the loading screens don't count towards the timer). To be able to do this, you first need to:
- Press the 2845 on the boss office before the narrator finishes his dialogue and going there at least 2 more times, so he just opens the door for you.
- Go on the elevator of The Boss's Office at least once, so you immediately get down.
- In the mind control facility, after pressing any button before getting in the elevator, get on the tables and jump to the catwalks when they are still rising and go ahead.
After all that, just rush your way to the Freedom Ending.
On the right is a example video:
By enabling and disabling the achievement options in the Extras menu, one should be able to obtain this achievement.
Enter 8 into the boss' keypad eight times.
To get this achievement, you can wait 5 years by without opening the game.
But if you are impatient, you can set your computer clock to 5 years later.
If you wish to reset your achievements to reactivate them (particularly with clicking on Door 430 five times due to it having a scripted event), open the developer console and enter the command, "tsp_resetzaxis". The console will then ask you to reenter the command with a 5-digit number after it to confirm your action. Doing this will reset all of your achievements for The Stanley Parable, both in-game and on your Steam profile.
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