This is dialogue from The Waiting Room when you stay in it for longer than The Narrator expects you to.
Okay you know that no one is checking numbers, right? You can just... go. You can do it right now. Literally right this second. I don't know how no-one figures this out. We could be back at the demo by this time. Are you... are you enjoying this? Watching numbers tick down slowly? Well please, don't let me stop you. If somehow you're associating the joy of this room with the joy of playing The Stanley Parable then by all means! Continue! The full version of The Stanley Parable contains all the ecstasy you are now experiencing, and so, so, so much more! Aaaaand we can move on now! The demo!
My goodness, this room really means something special to you, doesn't it? Is it a connection? A spark? Something between you and this room that runs... deeper? Well, I... I have to say, I'm... I'm really quite moved. You know what? Go ahead, take your time. I'll wait.