Skip Button
Sorry, random thought ever. The Skip Button should meet Don't Touch Me. Yes, they're both inanimate objects but they each have some sort of personality in there for me and I think this would be awesome, even if they just stood in a room together and did nothing else, because they're not actually alive, to my knowledge, canonically.
They're alive to me, though.
Employee 432/Settings Person
Okay, I COULD go into insufferable nerd mode about this guy, but I'm tired so I'm just gonna go heheheheee my darlinggg my beloved mostest character ever. Pfft, which I will do, because it's silly. Going back to that previous point, OKAY, I already insufferably nerded some weeks/months ago through the Settings Person/Dialogue and Employee 432 pages but I still haven't worked on the Settings Person page AT ALL, to my knowledge, and I'm like, wow! I'm supposed to be the "Settings Person" guy yet I haven't done anything regarding that specific page. I'm not upset about or anything of the sort, I just find it silly for the time being.
Jump Circle Shenanigans
Okay but why are these two like, people who wear silver and those who wear gold. Those who see the vision see it.
Low Poly Rats
Squeak.
I was going to say more here but then realized I have the things I need to work on the actual page now. But basically, there are seven known low poly rats in the game and it's been plaguing my mind ever since: The possibility of there being one more, so there's Eight of them in total? Like, the idea is there but I don't have any proof for it at all.
The known rats are the five ones present during the Elevator Ending, four in the room behind the boss's fireplace and the one in the corridor leading towards the press conference of the same ending, the one behind the van when approaching the Achievement Machine, and the one in the pink room of the Figurines Ending.
TSP2013 Speedrun Achievement
This has probably been figured out forever ago but there's a way to cheese the Speedrun Achievement in the HD Remake by making a save right in front of the freedom cutscene, quitting out the game, going back in and loading said file, and then stepping right into the cutscene. It'll count towards getting the achievement and that's pretty silly, and neeat for those who don't feel like setting the achievement up the "proper" way.